WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has secured his 13th consecutive victory over Iran just three months into the war, a record for a sitting U.S. president.

The latest triumph came Thursday after reports that U.S. and Iranian negotiators had reached a tentative agreement to extend the cease-fire, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and resume nuclear talks — all pending Trump’s final approval.

“This is a tremendous victory,” Trump told the White House press pool on Air Force One. “Maybe the greatest victory. We won it before, but this time we won it bigger than anyone could’ve ever imagined.”

Last month, Trump declared “total and complete victory” after Iran unconditionally surrendered to the might of the U.S. military. However, the country apparently reneged on their surrender and decided to continue fighting the war, only for the U.S. military to completely destroy Iran’s navy and air force again.

The 13th victory was certified after negotiators reportedly agreed on broad terms for extending the cease-fire, reopening the Strait of Hormuz, and securing an official apology from Iran to President Trump.

Trump signaled that he is likely to sign the agreement, unless he doesn’t, in which case the U.S. military may decide to “blow the country to hell,” Secretary of War Pete Hegseth told reporters.

The president’s communist critics questioned whether the latest deal capitulated enough to the enemy. “I would just like to take a moment to apologize to the IRGC for America’s greatness,” California Gov. Gavin Newsom said in a press conference. “Inshallah we will all one day be Muslim.”