Iran put up a giant poster in Tehran saying, “We will kill you,” next to a picture of President Trump.
Very scary.
Nothing proves you are winning a war like making a mean poster because your missiles keep getting shot out of the sky.
The United States launched a heavy wave of strikes on Iran after Iran attacked American and Saudi forces. U.S. forces hit command centers, drone facilities, communications networks, coastal defenses, and other military targets.
Trump said America needed to hit Iran “very hard” and “smack them a little bit.”
Which is probably why Iran is now standing next to a cardboard sign pretending everything is going great.
Iran also claimed it destroyed three American F-35 fighter jets.
CENTCOM said that was completely false and that Iran’s missiles and drones were either intercepted or missed their targets.
So Iran’s military strategy is apparently:
Fire missiles.
Miss.
Claim you destroyed invisible airplanes.
Print a poster.
Iran also threatened Jordan, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and basically anyone else who helps America.
This would sound more intimidating if Iran were not currently getting its military equipment blown up while arguing with CENTCOM on the internet.
Trump said Iran had already “taken a beating” and asked America to stop and negotiate. Then Iran started attacking again, so America started bombing again.
This is not complicated.
Iran can keep making banners, displaying drones in town squares, and shouting threats on television.
America has actual F-35s.
And unlike Iran’s imaginary destroyed ones, they work.






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